Terms of Service

Last Updated: January 6, 2026

These Terms of Service ("Terms") govern your access to and use of all websites, platforms, tools, applications, data, analytics, metrics, content, and services (collectively, the "Services") provided by Sports Mockery, Inc. ("Sports Mockery," "we," "us," or "our").

By accessing or using the Services, you agree to be legally bound by these Terms. If you do not agree, you must not access or use the Services.


1. Nature of the Services

The Services provide sports-related information, analytics, insights, metrics, and content, including but not limited to 50+ proprietary metrics covering professional sports teams, and tools that allow users to ask questions in plain English and receive analytical insights or predictive outputs.

All content is provided solely for informational and entertainment purposes.


2. No Gambling, Betting, or Financial Advice

The Services do not provide gambling advice, betting advice, financial advice, or investment advice of any kind.

Nothing contained in the Services constitutes:

  • A recommendation to place a wager or bet
  • A guarantee of any outcome
  • Professional advice of any nature

Any references to predictions, probabilities, projections, expected outcomes, or "wins" are speculative and subject to inherent uncertainty.


3. Illinois Sports Betting Compliance Notice

Sports Mockery, Inc. is not a licensed sports wagering operator under the Illinois Sports Wagering Act (230 ILCS 45).

Accordingly:

  • We do not accept wagers
  • We do not place bets on behalf of users
  • We do not facilitate or conduct gambling
  • We do not control sportsbooks, betting lines, odds, or wagering platforms

Users are solely responsible for ensuring that any gambling or wagering activity they choose to engage in is legal in their jurisdiction, including compliance with all applicable Illinois laws and regulations.


4. Gambling Disclaimer

GAMBLING DISCLAIMER

Sports betting and gambling involve risk and may result in financial loss. You acknowledge and agree that:

  • You use the Services entirely at your own risk
  • Any gambling, wagering, or betting decisions are made solely by you
  • Sports Mockery, Inc. does not guarantee accuracy, success, profitability, or outcomes
  • Losses are a normal and expected part of gambling activity

Sports Mockery, Inc., and any person or entity that owns, operates, represents, works for, contracts with, or is otherwise affiliated with Sports Mockery, Inc., shall not be held liable in any way for gambling losses, betting outcomes, or financial harm of any kind.


5. Responsible Gambling Resources (Illinois)

Sports Mockery, Inc. supports responsible gambling practices. If you or someone you know may have a gambling problem, confidential help and support are available through the following Illinois-approved resources:

Illinois Gambling Helpline (24/7):

1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537)

Illinois Department of Human Services – Division of Substance Use Prevention and Recovery (SUPR):

https://www.dhs.state.il.us/page.aspx?item=124971

We Know the Feeling (Illinois Responsible Gambling Program):

https://www.weknowthefeeling.org

Text Support (Illinois):

Text GAMB to 833234

These services provide free, confidential assistance, education, and treatment referrals for individuals and families affected by problem gambling.


6. Assumption of Risk

By using the Services, you expressly acknowledge and assume all risks, including but not limited to:

  • Financial loss
  • Reliance on inaccurate, incomplete, or delayed data
  • Misinterpretation of analytics, metrics, or predictions
  • Injuries, lineup changes, officiating decisions, weather, or other external factors

No risk is transferred to Sports Mockery, Inc. under any circumstances.


7. No Warranties

The Services are provided on an "AS IS" and "AS AVAILABLE" basis.

To the fullest extent permitted by law, Sports Mockery, Inc. disclaims all warranties, express or implied, including but not limited to:

  • Accuracy or completeness of information
  • Fitness for a particular purpose
  • Predictive accuracy
  • Non-infringement
  • Availability or uninterrupted operation

8. Limitation of Liability

To the maximum extent permitted by law, Sports Mockery, Inc., including but not limited to its owners, officers, directors, employees, contractors, agents, affiliates, representatives, contributors, and any individual or entity working for, with, or on behalf of Sports Mockery, Inc., shall not be liable under any theory of law (contract, tort, negligence, strict liability, or otherwise) for:

  • Gambling losses
  • Betting misfortunes
  • Financial losses
  • Lost profits or revenue
  • Lost opportunities
  • Indirect, incidental, consequential, or punitive damages

In no event shall total liability exceed the amount paid by you (if any) to Sports Mockery, Inc. in the twelve (12) months preceding the claim.


9. User Responsibility

You agree that:

  • Your use of the Services is voluntary and at your own discretion
  • You bear full responsibility for decisions made using the Services
  • You will not rely on the Services as a substitute for professional advice
  • You will comply with all applicable laws and regulations

10. Indemnification

You agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless Sports Mockery, Inc. and all associated persons and entities from any claims, losses, damages, liabilities, costs, or expenses (including attorneys' fees) arising out of or related to:

  • Your use of the Services
  • Your gambling or betting activities
  • Your violation of these Terms
  • Your violation of any applicable law or regulation

11. Modifications

We reserve the right to modify these Terms or the Services at any time. Continued use of the Services after changes are posted constitutes acceptance of the revised Terms.


12. Governing Law

These Terms shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of Illinois, without regard to conflict-of-law principles.


13. Acknowledgment

By using the Services, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agreed to these Terms, including the Gambling Disclaimer, Responsible Gambling Resources, and Limitation of Liability provisions.